I came across this introduction about one self on Neeraj’s weblog. Very nicely written and can be substituted for most of us

Who am I?

I’m an alien and I’m not kidding. That’s how I was referred to by the paper handed over to me by the smiling immigration lady at the airport.

The emails I receive at work refer to me as a contractor to emphasize that only employees are invited to certain special parties.

I am referred to as a developer in my boss’s project plan.

My fellow countrymen (&women) call me a desi.